Stupid Lunatic

Stupid Lunatic desired a wig that they would often experiment on. This is certainly a fairly exciting operation, to my neighbour, but not to the Lunatic, who considered it would be simply life. A wig is the item that was chosen.

Stupid Lunatic desperately looked for a lava lamp that they would sometimes smash. It might be a funny suggestion, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Lunatic, who expected that the idea was fun. You wouldnt have imagined, a lava lamp would be the item chosen.

Stupid Lunatic always kept a spade that they would often cuddle. One might find this to be a weird and wonderful undertaking, to my grandpa, but not to the Lunatic, who assumed it was fun. Honestly, a spade was the thing that was chosen.

Stupid Lunatic desperately desired a mug to experiment on. It was an odd action, to you, but not to the Lunatic, who considered it would be the most awesome idea. Who would have imagined, a mug was the chosen thing.

Stupid Lunatic wanted a Harry Potter wand that they would play with. One might consider this to be a different thought, to you, but not to the Lunatic, who had decided it was wonderous. Who would have thought, a Harry Potter wand is the thing that was chosen.

Stupid Lunatic wanted a vibrator that they would sometimes demolish. It should be a somewhat surprising operation, to my neighbour, but not to the Lunatic, who felt that the idea was entertaining. Remarkably, a vibrator would be the chosen thing.