The Cheerful Lunatic

The Cheerful Lunatic always carried a rubber johnny to watch for 10 minutes every morning. It would be an unusual idea, to many, but not to the Lunatic, who felt that the idea was magnificent. Strangely, a rubber johnny is the thing to opt for.

The Cheerful Lunatic wanted a can of Dr Pepper that they sometimes sit and look at. It was a surprising exercise, to my children, but not to the Lunatic, who expected it would be wonderous. Honestly, a can of Dr Pepper would be the item that was selected.

The Cheerful Lunatic craved for a sack of potatoes that they liked to sit and look at. One might consider this to be a somewhat surprising thing to do, to my grandma, but not to the Lunatic, who expected that this idea is miraculous. Bizarrely, a sack of potatoes would be the thing that was opted for.

The Cheerful Lunatic always kept a bat to try to nail to the wall. It should have been a fairly unusual thing to do, to my grandma, but not to the Lunatic, who felt that the idea was out of this world. Who would have imagined, a bat being the chosen thing.

The Cheerful Lunatic desperately wanted a teapot that they would occasionally put up their bum. It should be a peculiar suggestion, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Lunatic, who considered it would be amazing. You wouldnt have imagined, a teapot would be the thing that was opted for.

The Cheerful Lunatic craved for a CD player that they would often throw. This seems an extraordinary activity, to my grandpa, but not to the Lunatic, who considered it would be stunning. Honestly, a CD player would be the thing that was chosen.