Her Confused Lunatic

Her Confused Lunatic always had with them a sponge that they would sometimes break. It is a fairly unusual undertaking, to everybody you know, but not to the Lunatic, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was stunning. You wouldnt have imagined, a sponge is the thing to select.

Her Confused Lunatic found a cheese grater that they would occasionally put up their bum. This could be considered a weird and wonderful undertaking, to my grandpa, but not to the Lunatic, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was wonderous. You wouldnt have imagined, a cheese grater would be the item that was selected.

Her Confused Lunatic needed a set square that they would often sleep with. It is considered to be a weird and wonderful idea, to most, but not to the Lunatic, who assumed it would be magnificent. Strangely, a set square was the thing that was opted for.

Her Confused Lunatic always kept a bottle of coke to put up their bum. One might say this is a fairly funny suggestion, to my mum, but not to the Lunatic, who expected it would be exciting. Who would have thought, a bottle of coke would be the thing that was opted for.

Her Confused Lunatic wanted a bottle of wine that they would put on his head. This seems a fairly weird proposal, to me and my parents, but not to the Lunatic, who thinks that the idea was wonderous. A bottle of wine was the chosen item.

Her Confused Lunatic craved for a melon that they would often drop. One might say this is a fairly peculiar suggestion, to my dad, but not to the Lunatic, who feels that the idea was simply life. Remarkably, a melon is the thing to select.