The Cute Lunatic

The Cute Lunatic had a crown to put down their trousers. This seems a fairly weird and wonderful activity, to me and my husband, but not to the Lunatic, who assumed it was wonderful. You wouldnt have imagined, a crown is the item to choose.

The Cute Lunatic always kept a magic 8 ball that they would often worship. It is a fairly strange undertaking, to everybody you know, but not to the Lunatic, who had decided that it was in fact, breathtaking. Who would have thought, a magic 8 ball would be the thing that was opted for.

The Cute Lunatic wanted a cucumber that they would drop. It is considered to be a somewhat surprising exercise, to my grandma, but not to the Lunatic, who assumed that this idea was fun. Honestly, a cucumber being the chosen thing.

The Cute Lunatic always had with them a tomato that they would sometimes share. It might be a fairly weird and wonderful operation, to me, but not to the Lunatic, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was simply life. Who would have imagined, a tomato is the item to choose.

The Cute Lunatic desired a condom that they would occasionally throw. It was considered to be an odd activity, to my mum, but not to the Lunatic, who had decided that the idea was awesome. Who would have imagined, a condom was the item that was selected.

The Cute Lunatic desperately wanted a rubber chicken that they sometimes try to nail to the wall. One might say this is a curious undertaking, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Lunatic, who expected that it was in fact, awesome. Who would have thought, a rubber chicken being the thing opted for.