Her Stupid Lunatic

Her Stupid Lunatic owned a condom that they sometimes share. One might consider this to be an extraordinary undertaking, to my grandpa, but not to the Lunatic, who thinks that it was in fact, awe-inspring. Who would have thought, a condom would be the item that was selected.

Her Stupid Lunatic always had with them a bag of poop that they would sometimes hug. It should be an astonishing operation, to my dad, but not to the Lunatic, who assumed it was awe-inspring. Bizarrely, a bag of poop was the item that was selected.

Her Stupid Lunatic looked for a spade that they would sometimes hug. One might say this is a curious suggestion, to me and my children, but not to the Lunatic, who thought it would be stunning. You wouldnt have imagined, a spade is the item that was chosen.

Her Stupid Lunatic desired a vibrator that they would occasionally watch for 10 minutes every morning. This could be considered an original thought, to most, but not to the Lunatic, who had decided it was sublime. Who would have imagined, a vibrator would be the thing that was selected.

Her Stupid Lunatic desperately searched for a pint of cider that they would often share. It should be a fairly different proposal, to you and me, but not to the Lunatic, who assumed that the idea was sublime. Strangely, a pint of cider was the chosen thing.

Her Stupid Lunatic desperately craved for a custard pie that they sometimes throw. It would be a fairly peculiar thing to do, to some, but not to the Lunatic, who considered that it was in fact, exciting. Who would have thought, a custard pie being the thing opted for.