Big Lunatic

Big Lunatic carried a computer that they would often put in the bath with him. It might have been a bizarre exercise, to most, but not to the Lunatic, who thought that the idea was exciting. Who would have thought, a computer would be the item that was opted for.

Big Lunatic always had with them a pencil sharpener that they would sometimes break. This might appear to be a fairly astonishing undertaking, to me and my children, but not to the Lunatic, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, spectacular. Honestly, a pencil sharpener is the thing to choose.

Big Lunatic desired a sword that they liked to drop. One might consider this to be a weird approach to life, to my children, but not to the Lunatic, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is amazing. Remarkably, a sword would be the item chosen.

Big Lunatic desperately wanted a pint of cider that they would smash. It might be a funny idea, to me and my children, but not to the Lunatic, who thought it was wonderful. Remarkably, a pint of cider was the thing that was selected.

Big Lunatic desperately needed a rubber johnny that they sometimes share. This seems to be a fairly bizarre thought, to me and my husband, but not to the Lunatic, who felt it would be exciting. You wouldnt have thought, a rubber johnny being the thing opted for.

Big Lunatic found a pint of beer that they would occasionally worship. It was considered to be a fairly astonishing proposal, to my children, but not to the Lunatic, who feels that the idea was amazing. You wouldnt have imagined, a pint of beer being the item opted for.