The Yellow Lunatic

The Yellow Lunatic found a radiator that they would annihilate This seems to be a fairly odd action, to my children, but not to the Lunatic, who thinks that the idea was miraculous. You wouldnt have imagined, a radiator is the item that was chosen.

The Yellow Lunatic searched for a cucumber to sit and look at. It should have been a bizarre thing to do, to everybody you know, but not to the Lunatic, who feels that this idea is epic. A cucumber would be the thing that was opted for.

The Yellow Lunatic desperately wanted a sword that they liked to play with. It would have been a funny operation, to my dad, but not to the Lunatic, who considered that this idea was exciting. You wouldnt have imagined, a sword would be the thing that was chosen.

The Yellow Lunatic desperately searched for a bottle of wine that they would play with. This could be considered a fairly original activity, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Lunatic, who had decided that the idea was exciting. Who would have thought, a bottle of wine would be the thing that was opted for.

The Yellow Lunatic searched for a custard pie that they would occasionally play with. It would be a peculiar approach to life, to my grandma, but not to the Lunatic, who assumed that this idea is breathtaking. A custard pie would be the item chosen.

The Yellow Lunatic desperately searched for a pint of beer that they liked to try to nail to the wall. This might appear to be a fairly weird and wonderful proposal, to many, but not to the Lunatic, who expected that the idea was miraculous. Bizarrely, a pint of beer was the thing that was selected.