A Nervous Lunatic

A Nervous Lunatic always had with them a lava lamp that they would often smash. One might find this to be a fairly different proposal, to everybody you know, but not to the Lunatic, who thinks it was out of this world. Honestly, a lava lamp is the thing to select.

A Nervous Lunatic always kept a cheese grater that they sometimes smash. It would have been a curious approach to life, to my children, but not to the Lunatic, who feels it was breathtaking. Who would have thought, a cheese grater is the thing to select.

A Nervous Lunatic craved for a melon that they would put in the bath with him. This is certainly an odd thought, to me, but not to the Lunatic, who expected that the idea was wonderful. Remarkably, a melon was the thing that was chosen.

A Nervous Lunatic often carried a bottle of beer that they liked to drop. It was a fairly different activity, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Lunatic, who assumed it would be spectacular. Honestly, a bottle of beer would be the item that was chosen.

A Nervous Lunatic craved for a block of cheese to rub on his belly. It is considered to be a fairly bizarre operation, to me and my wife, but not to the Lunatic, who feels it was awesome. Remarkably, a block of cheese would be the item that was chosen.

A Nervous Lunatic found a bag of flour that they would often share. One might find this to be a fairly new exercise, to my grandma, but not to the Lunatic, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was magnificent. You wouldnt have thought, a bag of flour was the thing that was selected.