A Cheerful Lunatic

A Cheerful Lunatic desperately wanted a rubber chicken that they would often rub on his belly. This seems a different action, to my dad, but not to the Lunatic, who thinks it would be out of this world. Remarkably, a rubber chicken would be the thing that was selected.

A Cheerful Lunatic desperately searched for a big sponge that they would occasionally break. One might find this to be a bizarre undertaking, to my grandma, but not to the Lunatic, who considered that this idea is epic. Strangely, a big sponge was the item that was opted for.

A Cheerful Lunatic desperately searched for a can of Dr Pepper that they would occasionally insert somewhere. It would have been a fairly peculiar operation, to me and my husband, but not to the Lunatic, who thought that it was in fact, breathtaking. Bizarrely, a can of Dr Pepper is the thing to select.

A Cheerful Lunatic looked for a condom that they would occasionally play with. It was considered to be a fairly different operation, to my neighbour, but not to the Lunatic, who had decided it was exciting. You wouldnt have imagined, a condom being the item selected.

A Cheerful Lunatic desperately craved for a dildo to rub on his belly. One might say this is a fairly weird exercise, to me and my parents, but not to the Lunatic, who expected that it was in fact, sublime. Who would have thought, a dildo is the item that was chosen.

A Cheerful Lunatic always carried a helmet that they would sometimes try to nail to the wall. One might say this is an extraordinary suggestion, to my dad, but not to the Lunatic, who felt that the idea was amazing. Who would have thought, a helmet would be the thing that was selected.