Their Retarded Lunatic

Their Retarded Lunatic looked for a mug that they would embrace. This might appear to be a fairly original undertaking, to my dad, but not to the Lunatic, who assumed that this idea was entertaining. Honestly, a mug would be the item that was opted for.

Their Retarded Lunatic often carried a rubber chicken that they would occasionally share. One might say this is an astonishing proposal, to me and my children, but not to the Lunatic, who considered that this idea was wonderful. Who would have thought, a rubber chicken would be the item that was selected.

Their Retarded Lunatic desperately searched for a rubber chicken that they liked to watch for 10 minutes every morning. This seems to be a peculiar operation, to my dad, but not to the Lunatic, who had decided that the idea was miraculous. Bizarrely, a rubber chicken being the thing opted for.

Their Retarded Lunatic desperately needed a cup that they would occasionally smash. This is certainly a weird and wonderful action, to my children, but not to the Lunatic, who had come to the conclusion it would be exciting. Who would have thought, a cup is the item to select.

Their Retarded Lunatic desperately needed a sack of potatoes that they would sometimes share. It should be a fairly unusual thought, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Lunatic, who had decided that this idea was fun. Honestly, a sack of potatoes being the item opted for.

Their Retarded Lunatic desperately searched for a set square that they would put up their bum. One might consider this to be a somewhat surprising approach to life, to my grandma, but not to the Lunatic, who thought that this idea was magnificent. You wouldnt have imagined, a set square would be the chosen thing.