The Silly Lunatic

The Silly Lunatic searched for a pencil sharpener that they sometimes worship. It should have been an original thing to do, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Lunatic, who expected it was epic. Honestly, a pencil sharpener is the thing to choose.

The Silly Lunatic desperately craved for a bat that they sometimes worship. It might be a fairly weird action, to my children, but not to the Lunatic, who thinks that this idea was miraculous. Who would have imagined, a bat is the thing that was chosen.

The Silly Lunatic desperately craved for a melon that they sometimes throw. It should have been a fairly bizarre exercise, to me, but not to the Lunatic, who considered that it was in fact, fun. A melon would be the item that was chosen.

The Silly Lunatic wanted a radiator that they would sometimes throw. It should have been a new thought, to you, but not to the Lunatic, who had come to the conclusion it would be amazing. Bizarrely, a radiator was the item that was selected.

The Silly Lunatic carried a condom that they would occasionally try to nail to the wall. It is an odd activity, to my grandpa, but not to the Lunatic, who thought that the idea was simply life. Bizarrely, a condom being the thing selected.

The Silly Lunatic wanted a pint of beer that they would sometimes try to nail to the wall. It should have been a fairly peculiar thing to do, to my neighbour, but not to the Lunatic, who feels that it was in fact, stunning. Who would have thought, a pint of beer was the thing that was chosen.