Their Dodgy Lunatic

Their Dodgy Lunatic desperately searched for a cheese grater that they liked to sit and look at. One might say this is a fairly exciting idea, to my mum, but not to the Lunatic, who thought that this idea was wonderful. Strangely, a cheese grater would be the thing that was chosen.

Their Dodgy Lunatic searched for a wig that they would occasionally share. It might be a fairly astonishing proposal, to my children, but not to the Lunatic, who assumed that the idea was wonderful. Bizarrely, a wig is the thing to select.

Their Dodgy Lunatic owned a set square that they would sometimes experiment on. It would have been an extraordinary operation, to my grandma, but not to the Lunatic, who thought that the idea was out of this world. Honestly, a set square being the item opted for.

Their Dodgy Lunatic always carried a stapler that they would sometimes try to nail to the wall. This is certainly a bizarre suggestion, to many, but not to the Lunatic, who thinks it was stunning. Remarkably, a stapler was the item that was opted for.

Their Dodgy Lunatic desperately craved for a condom that they would often try to nail to the wall. It might be an unusual undertaking, to me, but not to the Lunatic, who assumed that it was in fact, wonderous. Strangely, a condom would be the thing that was chosen.

Their Dodgy Lunatic carried a toilet brush that they sometimes insert somewhere. This could be considered a somewhat surprising activity, to me and my parents, but not to the Lunatic, who assumed that this idea is spectacular. Remarkably, a toilet brush would be the item that was selected.