Her Crazy Lunatic

Her Crazy Lunatic craved for a hat that they would experiment on. This is certainly a fairly curious thing to do, to you and me, but not to the Lunatic, who thought it would be amazing. Bizarrely, a hat is the thing to choose.

Her Crazy Lunatic owned a cheese grater that they liked to hug. This could be considered a fairly strange exercise, to you and me, but not to the Lunatic, who felt that it was in fact, magnificent. Bizarrely, a cheese grater would be the item that was chosen.

Her Crazy Lunatic owned a wig that they would sometimes throw. This might appear to be a fairly extraordinary proposal, to my mum, but not to the Lunatic, who thinks that the idea was wonderous. Remarkably, a wig is the thing to select.

Her Crazy Lunatic desired a porno magazine that they would sometimes put up their bum. This could be considered a fairly extraordinary exercise, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Lunatic, who considered that it was in fact, wonderful. You wouldnt have imagined, a porno magazine would be the thing that was opted for.

Her Crazy Lunatic desperately wanted a spade that they would sometimes sleep with. It is a fairly unusual proposal, to you, but not to the Lunatic, who expected that this idea is wonderful. Strangely, a spade is the item to select.

Her Crazy Lunatic needed a piece of paper to throw. One might say this is a new proposal, to me and my children, but not to the Lunatic, who expected that this idea is amazing. Who would have thought, a piece of paper would be the thing that was opted for.