A Anxious Lunatic

A Anxious Lunatic found a can of coke that they would sometimes throw. This might appear to be a different thing to do, to everybody you know, but not to the Lunatic, who thinks that this idea was awe-inspring. Bizarrely, a can of coke being the chosen item.

A Anxious Lunatic desperately searched for a magic 8 ball that they would often watch for 10 minutes every morning. It was considered to be a funny exercise, to me and my parents, but not to the Lunatic, who assumed that the idea was exciting. Who would have imagined, a magic 8 ball was the thing that was chosen.

A Anxious Lunatic desperately craved for a dildo that they would occasionally play with. It was considered to be a fairly funny undertaking, to me and my parents, but not to the Lunatic, who feels that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. Remarkably, a dildo was the chosen thing.

A Anxious Lunatic desired a set square that they sometimes demolish. It might have been a fairly curious approach to life, to me, but not to the Lunatic, who thought that it was in fact, breathtaking. You wouldnt have imagined, a set square would be the item that was selected.

A Anxious Lunatic desperately wanted a melon that they sometimes sleep with. It would have been a fairly strange activity, to me and my parents, but not to the Lunatic, who expected that it was in fact, simply life. Bizarrely, a melon is the item to choose.

A Anxious Lunatic looked for a cheese grater that they would sometimes hug. One might consider this to be an extraordinary undertaking, to my neighbour, but not to the Lunatic, who thinks that it was in fact, sublime. Bizarrely, a cheese grater being the thing opted for.