His Handsome Lunatic

His Handsome Lunatic wanted a bag of poop that they sometimes put on his head. One might find this to be a weird undertaking, to me and my wife, but not to the Lunatic, who had decided it would be sublime. Who would have imagined, a bag of poop is the item to select.

His Handsome Lunatic always carried a pencil sharpener that they liked to drop. One might say this is a fairly odd undertaking, to my children, but not to the Lunatic, who feels that the idea was miraculous. Honestly, a pencil sharpener is the item to select.

His Handsome Lunatic searched for a painting of a melon that they would demolish. One might find this to be a fairly unusual undertaking, to me and my husband, but not to the Lunatic, who considered that this idea is awe-inspring. Who would have imagined, a painting of a melon would be the item that was opted for.

His Handsome Lunatic craved for a mug that they would often watch for 10 minutes every morning. One might say this is a strange undertaking, to my grandma, but not to the Lunatic, who thought that the idea was entertaining. Strangely, a mug is the item that was chosen.

His Handsome Lunatic always carried a custard pie that they liked to experiment on. This seems to be a weird and wonderful proposal, to everybody you know, but not to the Lunatic, who thought it was wonderful. Who would have imagined, a custard pie was the thing that was selected.

His Handsome Lunatic wanted a pint of cider that they would often put in the bath with him. It might have been an original action, to my dad, but not to the Lunatic, who considered that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. A pint of cider is the item to choose.