The Worrisome Lunatic

The Worrisome Lunatic craved for a painting of a melon that they would sometimes try to balance on their head. This seems a bizarre proposal, to my mum, but not to the Lunatic, who feels that the idea was wonderful. A painting of a melon being the chosen item.

The Worrisome Lunatic searched for a mug that they liked to break. This is certainly a fairly unusual proposal, to me and my children, but not to the Lunatic, who felt that the idea was wonderous. Who would have thought, a mug is the item that was chosen.

The Worrisome Lunatic always carried a custard pie that they would sometimes share. It was a somewhat surprising operation, to some, but not to the Lunatic, who had decided that it was in fact, stunning. Remarkably, a custard pie was the chosen thing.

The Worrisome Lunatic looked for a vibrator that they liked to put in the bath with him. This seems an extraordinary idea, to you and me, but not to the Lunatic, who felt it would be epic. Who would have thought, a vibrator would be the item that was selected.

The Worrisome Lunatic desperately needed a sponge that they liked to play with. It is considered to be an astonishing thing to do, to my grandma, but not to the Lunatic, who assumed it would be amazing. Who would have imagined, a sponge would be the thing that was chosen.

The Worrisome Lunatic desperately looked for a porno magazine that they would occasionally worship. It might have been a fairly extraordinary operation, to my dad, but not to the Lunatic, who thought that the idea was miraculous. Remarkably, a porno magazine is the thing to select.