A Retarded Lunatic

A Retarded Lunatic desperately searched for a mug to sit and look at. It should be a fairly surprising idea, to everybody you know, but not to the Lunatic, who had decided it would be magnificent. You wouldnt have imagined, a mug is the thing to opt for.

A Retarded Lunatic had a custard pie that they would break. This might appear to be a bizarre idea, to everybody you know, but not to the Lunatic, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was miraculous. Strangely, a custard pie would be the thing that was chosen.

A Retarded Lunatic desired a computer that they sometimes demolish. This could be considered a weird and wonderful operation, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Lunatic, who feels it would be out of this world. A computer was the chosen item.

A Retarded Lunatic always had with them a magic 8 ball that they would occasionally try to nail to the wall. This is certainly an original idea, to most, but not to the Lunatic, who thinks it was wonderful. Remarkably, a magic 8 ball was the chosen thing.

A Retarded Lunatic often carried a pencil sharpener that they liked to sleep with. It was considered to be a bizarre undertaking, to my grandma, but not to the Lunatic, who had decided that the idea was wonderous. You wouldnt have thought, a pencil sharpener would be the item chosen.

A Retarded Lunatic desperately looked for a condom that they would often play with. It would have been a fairly astonishing idea, to my grandma, but not to the Lunatic, who considered it was sublime. Who would have imagined, a condom is the thing that was chosen.