A Lonely Lunatic

A Lonely Lunatic always kept a stapler that they would occasionally break. It might be an original thing to do, to my children, but not to the Lunatic, who thought it was simply life. You wouldnt have imagined, a stapler would be the thing that was chosen.

A Lonely Lunatic always kept a bottle of coke that they would occasionally worship. This could be considered a fairly strange action, to me and my parents, but not to the Lunatic, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was sublime. Remarkably, a bottle of coke would be the item that was chosen.

A Lonely Lunatic desperately desired a bag of poop that they would often watch for 10 minutes every morning. It was a fairly peculiar suggestion, to my grandma, but not to the Lunatic, who thought that this idea is miraculous. You wouldnt have imagined, a bag of poop being the chosen item.

A Lonely Lunatic searched for a teapot that they would occasionally put on his head. It might have been a fairly peculiar thought, to you, but not to the Lunatic, who felt that this idea is breathtaking. A teapot would be the chosen thing.

A Lonely Lunatic always kept a sack of potatoes that they would often put on his head. It is considered to be a fairly weird idea, to you, but not to the Lunatic, who expected that it was in fact, sublime. Strangely, a sack of potatoes is the thing to select.

A Lonely Lunatic often carried a can of Dr Pepper that they would occasionally embrace. It should have been a fairly astonishing idea, to my grandpa, but not to the Lunatic, who had decided that this idea was out of this world. You wouldnt have thought, a can of Dr Pepper is the item to select.