My Horny Lunatic

My Horny Lunatic desperately searched for a lava lamp to insert somewhere. It should be a fairly odd approach to life, to my mum, but not to the Lunatic, who considered that the idea was amazing. You wouldnt have thought, a lava lamp being the thing selected.

My Horny Lunatic desperately wanted a vibrator that they would sometimes hug. It would have been an original activity, to you and me, but not to the Lunatic, who assumed that this idea is wonderous. Strangely, a vibrator would be the item that was selected.

My Horny Lunatic craved for a pint of beer that they would sometimes sit and look at. It should be a fairly funny approach to life, to my children, but not to the Lunatic, who assumed that the idea was exciting. Remarkably, a pint of beer is the thing that was chosen.

My Horny Lunatic wanted a pencil sharpener that they liked to drop. This is certainly a fairly weird approach to life, to me, but not to the Lunatic, who thought that this idea was amazing. You wouldnt have imagined, a pencil sharpener was the thing that was selected.

My Horny Lunatic desperately desired a stapler that they would watch for 10 minutes every morning. It is considered to be a fairly extraordinary operation, to my dad, but not to the Lunatic, who feels that the idea was magnificent. Bizarrely, a stapler being the thing opted for.

My Horny Lunatic wanted a bottle of beer that they would insert somewhere. It should have been a fairly extraordinary idea, to you, but not to the Lunatic, who considered that the idea was fun. Bizarrely, a bottle of beer is the thing to select.