His Brainy Lunatic

His Brainy Lunatic looked for a set square that they sometimes drop. This seems to be an original suggestion, to everybody you know, but not to the Lunatic, who feels it was spectacular. Who would have thought, a set square was the thing that was opted for.

His Brainy Lunatic often carried a wig that they would often play with. This might appear to be a bizarre operation, to you, but not to the Lunatic, who expected it would be miraculous. Who would have thought, a wig of all things.

His Brainy Lunatic often carried a cucumber that they would occasionally insert somewhere. This might appear to be a strange operation, to my grandpa, but not to the Lunatic, who had decided it would be stunning. Remarkably, a cucumber of all things.

His Brainy Lunatic desired a vibrator that they sometimes break. It would have been a fairly extraordinary operation, to my grandpa, but not to the Lunatic, who assumed that the idea was miraculous. Honestly, a vibrator would be the chosen thing.

His Brainy Lunatic desperately searched for a can of Dr Pepper that they would sometimes play with. This could be considered a bizarre thing to do, to my dad, but not to the Lunatic, who expected that it was in fact, entertaining. Who would have thought, a can of Dr Pepper being the thing selected.

His Brainy Lunatic desired a pen that they would sometimes put in the bath with him. This is certainly a fairly funny approach to life, to me and my children, but not to the Lunatic, who considered it was awe-inspring. Who would have imagined, a pen is the item to select.