The Dodgy Lunatic

The Dodgy Lunatic always had with them a tomato that they would watch for 10 minutes every morning. It is considered to be a funny action, to my dad, but not to the Lunatic, who had come to the conclusion it was wonderous. A tomato was the thing that was opted for.

The Dodgy Lunatic always had with them a cheese grater that they liked to rub on his belly. It is considered to be a fairly astonishing operation, to many, but not to the Lunatic, who expected that it was in fact, awe-inspring. Bizarrely, a cheese grater was the thing that was chosen.

The Dodgy Lunatic had a bottle of wine to try to balance on their head. This is certainly an unusual proposal, to me and my husband, but not to the Lunatic, who feels that the idea was wonderful. Bizarrely, a bottle of wine would be the thing that was chosen.

The Dodgy Lunatic wanted a bag of flour to cuddle. One might find this to be an odd activity, to me and my children, but not to the Lunatic, who had come to the conclusion it would be breathtaking. Remarkably, a bag of flour was the chosen item.

The Dodgy Lunatic wanted a dildo that they would often drop. It might have been a fairly bizarre idea, to most, but not to the Lunatic, who thought that the idea was awe-inspring. Remarkably, a dildo is the thing that was chosen.

The Dodgy Lunatic often carried a Harry Potter wand that they would occasionally demolish. This could be considered a bizarre approach to life, to me and my parents, but not to the Lunatic, who thought that this idea is breathtaking. Strangely, a Harry Potter wand is the thing to opt for.