My Grumpy Lunatic

My Grumpy Lunatic wanted a block of cheese to sit and look at. One might consider this to be a bizarre activity, to many, but not to the Lunatic, who considered it would be simply life. You wouldnt have thought, a block of cheese was the item that was selected.

My Grumpy Lunatic desperately needed a pint of cider that they would often annihilate It might be a fairly peculiar undertaking, to me and my parents, but not to the Lunatic, who thinks that this idea is entertaining. You wouldnt have thought, a pint of cider is the thing to opt for.

My Grumpy Lunatic desperately wanted a bag of poop that they would occasionally eat. It is a fairly strange suggestion, to me and my parents, but not to the Lunatic, who expected that this idea was the most awesome idea. Who would have thought, a bag of poop was the item that was chosen.

My Grumpy Lunatic desperately needed a rubber chicken that they would often rub on his belly. This could be considered a fairly weird and wonderful operation, to me, but not to the Lunatic, who expected that the idea was miraculous. You wouldnt have thought, a rubber chicken is the thing to select.

My Grumpy Lunatic desired a stapler to eat. It was a fairly weird and wonderful action, to me and my children, but not to the Lunatic, who had decided it would be miraculous. Strangely, a stapler was the item that was chosen.

My Grumpy Lunatic desired a stretchman that they liked to share. It should be a fairly extraordinary thing to do, to me and my parents, but not to the Lunatic, who expected it was epic. Who would have thought, a stretchman was the chosen thing.