His Ugly Lunatic

His Ugly Lunatic found a sack of potatoes that they would sometimes cuddle. It might have been a curious action, to you and me, but not to the Lunatic, who had decided that the idea was miraculous. Who would have imagined, a sack of potatoes being the item selected.

His Ugly Lunatic desperately craved for a spade that they liked to throw. One might say this is a fairly new approach to life, to my grandma, but not to the Lunatic, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was entertaining. A spade is the thing that was chosen.

His Ugly Lunatic found a stretchman that they would sometimes annihilate This seems to be a fairly funny exercise, to my mum, but not to the Lunatic, who had decided that the idea was the most awesome idea. Remarkably, a stretchman was the item that was selected.

His Ugly Lunatic carried a can of Dr Pepper that they would hug. This is certainly an odd approach to life, to my grandpa, but not to the Lunatic, who felt that this idea is fun. Bizarrely, a can of Dr Pepper being the item opted for.

His Ugly Lunatic desperately wanted a block of cheese that they would sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. It was considered to be a fairly unusual proposal, to my mum, but not to the Lunatic, who had decided that this idea was wonderous. A block of cheese is the thing that was chosen.

His Ugly Lunatic found a set square that they would watch for 10 minutes every morning. One might say this is a new operation, to most, but not to the Lunatic, who thinks that this idea is simply life. You wouldnt have thought, a set square is the item that was chosen.