The Big Lunatic

The Big Lunatic had a rubber johnny that they would often put in the bath with him. It would be a fairly weird idea, to me and my wife, but not to the Lunatic, who had decided it would be entertaining. Who would have thought, a rubber johnny being the chosen thing.

The Big Lunatic craved for a can of Tango that they would sometimes insert somewhere. This could be considered an astonishing exercise, to me and my husband, but not to the Lunatic, who felt that this idea is the most awesome idea. Bizarrely, a can of Tango being the item opted for.

The Big Lunatic desired a rubber chicken that they liked to put down their trousers. It was a fairly exciting proposal, to most, but not to the Lunatic, who had come to the conclusion it would be awesome. Bizarrely, a rubber chicken was the item that was opted for.

The Big Lunatic desperately needed a cucumber to try to balance on their head. It would be a fairly different proposal, to me and my wife, but not to the Lunatic, who thinks it was magnificent. Strangely, a cucumber would be the item that was chosen.

The Big Lunatic searched for a cup that they would often cuddle. One might find this to be a weird action, to my grandma, but not to the Lunatic, who feels it was stunning. Remarkably, a cup would be the thing that was opted for.

The Big Lunatic desperately needed a teapot that they would occasionally sit and look at. One might find this to be a curious thing to do, to my dad, but not to the Lunatic, who thought that this idea was amazing. Remarkably, a teapot would be the thing that was selected.