My Red Lunatic

My Red Lunatic always kept a CD player that they sometimes experiment on. One might consider this to be a fairly curious undertaking, to me and my wife, but not to the Lunatic, who felt that the idea was exciting. Strangely, a CD player was the item that was chosen.

My Red Lunatic searched for a cucumber that they liked to put on his head. This seems to be an astonishing thought, to me and my children, but not to the Lunatic, who feels that this idea is wonderful. A cucumber was the thing that was chosen.

My Red Lunatic often carried a rubber chicken to worship. It is considered to be a fairly extraordinary action, to everybody you know, but not to the Lunatic, who feels it was wonderous. Remarkably, a rubber chicken is the item to select.

My Red Lunatic desperately looked for a big sponge that they would often insert somewhere. It should be a fairly weird approach to life, to my grandma, but not to the Lunatic, who considered it was entertaining. A big sponge was the item that was selected.

My Red Lunatic desperately craved for a cucumber to put up their bum. One might find this to be an exciting thought, to me and my husband, but not to the Lunatic, who assumed that the idea was epic. Honestly, a cucumber being the thing opted for.

My Red Lunatic owned a cheese grater to drop. One might find this to be a fairly weird and wonderful undertaking, to many, but not to the Lunatic, who thinks that the idea was fun. Who would have imagined, a cheese grater of all things.