A Eccentric Lunatic

A Eccentric Lunatic needed a vibrator that they would sometimes share. This might appear to be a fairly bizarre thought, to my dad, but not to the Lunatic, who had decided that this idea was amazing. Who would have imagined, a vibrator was the item that was opted for.

A Eccentric Lunatic had a can of Dr Pepper that they would sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. One might find this to be an unusual undertaking, to me and my wife, but not to the Lunatic, who feels that this idea was epic. You wouldnt have imagined, a can of Dr Pepper was the chosen item.

A Eccentric Lunatic desperately needed a hat that they liked to watch for 10 minutes every morning. It might have been a weird approach to life, to some, but not to the Lunatic, who thought it would be fun. Strangely, a hat would be the item that was opted for.

A Eccentric Lunatic desperately desired a stapler that they would often put down their trousers. This could be considered a new thing to do, to everybody you know, but not to the Lunatic, who had decided that the idea was awesome. Bizarrely, a stapler was the item that was selected.

A Eccentric Lunatic desperately looked for a set square that they liked to experiment on. One might consider this to be a surprising thing to do, to my dad, but not to the Lunatic, who considered that this idea is epic. Honestly, a set square is the thing that was chosen.

A Eccentric Lunatic desired a block of cheese that they would sit and look at. One might consider this to be a fairly curious exercise, to my grandma, but not to the Lunatic, who assumed it was awe-inspring. A block of cheese was the item that was chosen.