The Nervous Lunatic

The Nervous Lunatic desperately looked for a CD player that they would often play with. It should be a fairly different thing to do, to most, but not to the Lunatic, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was amazing. You wouldnt have thought, a CD player was the item that was selected.

The Nervous Lunatic desperately wanted a block of cheese that they would sometimes try to balance on their head. It should have been a curious action, to my dad, but not to the Lunatic, who had come to the conclusion it would be awe-inspring. A block of cheese having that done to it

The Nervous Lunatic often carried a rubber johnny that they liked to sleep with. This could be considered a fairly astonishing suggestion, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Lunatic, who considered that this idea was spectacular. Bizarrely, a rubber johnny would be the item that was opted for.

The Nervous Lunatic desired a bag of poop that they liked to hug. One might say this is a weird and wonderful exercise, to my neighbour, but not to the Lunatic, who considered that this idea is epic. Who would have imagined, a bag of poop is the thing to opt for.

The Nervous Lunatic had a set of lego that they would occasionally worship. This seems a fairly bizarre idea, to me, but not to the Lunatic, who assumed that the idea was simply life. Honestly, a set of lego being the thing selected.

The Nervous Lunatic searched for a spade that they sometimes worship. It was a surprising exercise, to me, but not to the Lunatic, who thought it would be magnificent. Honestly, a spade is the thing to choose.