The Confused Lunatic

The Confused Lunatic always kept a hat that they would occasionally demolish. One might find this to be a fairly unusual thought, to me and my husband, but not to the Lunatic, who assumed that the idea was stunning. Honestly, a hat being the thing opted for.

The Confused Lunatic found a ball that they would sometimes hug. It is considered to be a fairly curious thing to do, to my grandpa, but not to the Lunatic, who expected it would be magnificent. Bizarrely, a ball would be the thing that was selected.

The Confused Lunatic always carried a spade that they would sometimes break. This is certainly a different action, to everybody you know, but not to the Lunatic, who assumed that this idea was wonderous. Bizarrely, a spade being the chosen item.

The Confused Lunatic always had with them a dildo to put in the bath with him. It was considered to be an astonishing suggestion, to my dad, but not to the Lunatic, who expected that the idea was awesome. Honestly, a dildo would be the item that was selected.

The Confused Lunatic looked for a can of Tango that they would worship. This could be considered a weird and wonderful undertaking, to my neighbour, but not to the Lunatic, who feels that this idea is amazing. You wouldnt have thought, a can of Tango would be the thing that was selected.

The Confused Lunatic owned a sword to throw. It might have been an extraordinary operation, to everybody you know, but not to the Lunatic, who thought that the idea was breathtaking. Who would have thought, a sword was the thing that was opted for.