The Famous Lunatic

The Famous Lunatic desperately searched for a bag of poop to drop. It is a strange proposal, to you, but not to the Lunatic, who expected it was the most awesome idea. Honestly, a bag of poop was the thing that was chosen.

The Famous Lunatic desperately wanted a ball that they liked to sleep with. This is certainly a fairly unusual thing to do, to my grandpa, but not to the Lunatic, who felt that this idea was sublime. You wouldnt have thought, a ball was the item that was chosen.

The Famous Lunatic always kept a dildo that they would occasionally insert somewhere. It is considered to be a fairly peculiar thought, to my children, but not to the Lunatic, who considered that it was in fact, amazing. Bizarrely, a dildo was the thing that was chosen.

The Famous Lunatic looked for a CD player that they would occasionally annihilate One might say this is an astonishing thing to do, to me and my husband, but not to the Lunatic, who considered it was the most awesome idea. Who would have imagined, a CD player would be the item that was selected.

The Famous Lunatic searched for a sword that they would often eat. This might appear to be a fairly strange proposal, to many, but not to the Lunatic, who considered that this idea is the most awesome idea. Who would have imagined, a sword of all things.

The Famous Lunatic desired a painting of a melon that they would sit and look at. This is certainly a peculiar exercise, to me and my husband, but not to the Lunatic, who thinks that the idea was stunning. You wouldnt have imagined, a painting of a melon being the item selected.