The Green Lunatic

The Green Lunatic always had with them a tomato that they would often insert somewhere. This might appear to be a fairly funny suggestion, to some, but not to the Lunatic, who felt that this idea was exciting. You wouldnt have thought, a tomato being the thing selected.

The Green Lunatic often carried a piece of paper that they would sometimes drop. It should be an astonishing idea, to most, but not to the Lunatic, who assumed that the idea was awe-inspring. A piece of paper was the item that was opted for.

The Green Lunatic wanted a piece of paper that they would occasionally annihilate This could be considered a strange activity, to many, but not to the Lunatic, who thinks it would be magnificent. Remarkably, a piece of paper would be the item chosen.

The Green Lunatic looked for a custard pie that they would occasionally watch for 10 minutes every morning. This is certainly an unusual proposal, to my grandpa, but not to the Lunatic, who had decided that it was in fact, spectacular. Strangely, a custard pie being the thing selected.

The Green Lunatic always had with them a block of cheese that they would drop. This is certainly a new activity, to most, but not to the Lunatic, who had decided that the idea was epic. Honestly, a block of cheese is the thing to choose.

The Green Lunatic desperately craved for a pen that they would sometimes put up their bum. This might appear to be a fairly bizarre suggestion, to my children, but not to the Lunatic, who feels that this idea was awesome. Honestly, a pen being the chosen item.