His Bewildered Lunatic

His Bewildered Lunatic always had with them a bag of poop that they would hug. It should be a fairly extraordinary approach to life, to my grandma, but not to the Lunatic, who had come to the conclusion it was awe-inspring. Who would have thought, a bag of poop would be the item that was opted for.

His Bewildered Lunatic wanted a ball that they sometimes break. It should be an unusual suggestion, to me and my husband, but not to the Lunatic, who had decided that the idea was fun. You wouldnt have imagined, a ball would be the item that was selected.

His Bewildered Lunatic always had with them a pint of beer that they would occasionally put down their trousers. It should have been a new action, to some, but not to the Lunatic, who feels it was awe-inspring. You wouldnt have thought, a pint of beer being the chosen item.

His Bewildered Lunatic always kept a vibrator that they liked to drop. One might find this to be a fairly extraordinary approach to life, to my dad, but not to the Lunatic, who expected that the idea was breathtaking. A vibrator was the thing that was opted for.

His Bewildered Lunatic needed a vibrator that they would put in the bath with him. It might be an exciting proposal, to my grandpa, but not to the Lunatic, who expected that the idea was sublime. You wouldnt have imagined, a vibrator is the item that was chosen.

His Bewildered Lunatic desperately wanted a can of Dr Pepper that they would occasionally try to balance on their head. It should have been a fairly weird and wonderful proposal, to my grandpa, but not to the Lunatic, who had come to the conclusion it was awe-inspring. Honestly, a can of Dr Pepper being the thing opted for.