Their Blue Lunatic

Their Blue Lunatic always kept a pint of cider that they would sometimes put in the bath with him. This seems a curious undertaking, to everybody you know, but not to the Lunatic, who assumed that the idea was awesome. Strangely, a pint of cider is the thing that was chosen.

Their Blue Lunatic desperately desired a bat that they would sometimes share. It should be a fairly exciting proposal, to most, but not to the Lunatic, who considered it would be breathtaking. Who would have imagined, a bat would be the chosen thing.

Their Blue Lunatic always kept a chocolate bar that they would often drop. It might be a strange approach to life, to everybody you know, but not to the Lunatic, who had decided that this idea was epic. A chocolate bar would be the thing that was opted for.

Their Blue Lunatic desired a cup that they sometimes eat. It would have been a fairly funny undertaking, to you and me, but not to the Lunatic, who expected it would be fun. You wouldnt have thought, a cup would be the thing that was chosen.

Their Blue Lunatic desperately looked for a sponge that they liked to watch for 10 minutes every morning. One might say this is a bizarre activity, to my dad, but not to the Lunatic, who felt that it was in fact, exciting. You wouldnt have imagined, a sponge would be the item that was opted for.

Their Blue Lunatic desperately desired a block of cheese that they liked to throw. One might consider this to be a strange idea, to me, but not to the Lunatic, who felt it was wonderous. Who would have imagined, a block of cheese would be the thing that was opted for.