A Bum Loving Lunatic

A Bum Loving Lunatic always had with them a can of Dr Pepper that they sometimes hug. This could be considered a fairly peculiar thing to do, to most, but not to the Lunatic, who had come to the conclusion it was awesome. Who would have imagined, a can of Dr Pepper is the item that was chosen.

A Bum Loving Lunatic always carried a pint of cider to play with. It was considered to be a weird approach to life, to me and my husband, but not to the Lunatic, who had decided that this idea is wonderful. Honestly, a pint of cider would be the item that was opted for.

A Bum Loving Lunatic always carried a stapler that they would sometimes share. It is considered to be a fairly surprising suggestion, to my mum, but not to the Lunatic, who thought that the idea was stunning. Who would have thought, a stapler was the item that was selected.

A Bum Loving Lunatic looked for a can of Tango that they would put in the bath with him. One might find this to be a fairly strange undertaking, to my mum, but not to the Lunatic, who assumed it would be fun. Who would have imagined, a can of Tango being the item selected.

A Bum Loving Lunatic desperately wanted a computer that they liked to put on his head. This is certainly a fairly original undertaking, to you, but not to the Lunatic, who felt it was epic. You wouldnt have imagined, a computer is the thing to choose.

A Bum Loving Lunatic always kept a bag of poop that they would sit and look at. It is considered to be an extraordinary thing to do, to me and my husband, but not to the Lunatic, who felt that this idea is out of this world. A bag of poop being the chosen item.