Her Worrisome Lunatic

Her Worrisome Lunatic always had with them a pint of cider that they would sometimes worship. One might consider this to be a weird and wonderful idea, to my dad, but not to the Lunatic, who felt it would be breathtaking. You wouldnt have thought, a pint of cider being the item selected.

Her Worrisome Lunatic desperately desired a set of lego that they liked to break. One might find this to be a different action, to many, but not to the Lunatic, who felt it was miraculous. Honestly, a set of lego would be the thing that was chosen.

Her Worrisome Lunatic needed a porno magazine to rub on his belly. This is certainly a different action, to me and my wife, but not to the Lunatic, who had decided that it was in fact, out of this world. You wouldnt have thought, a porno magazine was the item that was chosen.

Her Worrisome Lunatic carried a dildo that they would often break. This might appear to be a fairly surprising thought, to my children, but not to the Lunatic, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, amazing. You wouldnt have imagined, a dildo of all things.

Her Worrisome Lunatic desperately wanted a block of cheese that they sometimes share. This is certainly a different operation, to my children, but not to the Lunatic, who assumed it was breathtaking. Honestly, a block of cheese being the item selected.

Her Worrisome Lunatic had a condom that they sometimes drop. It might have been a fairly extraordinary activity, to you and me, but not to the Lunatic, who thought that this idea was epic. Strangely, a condom being the item selected.