Their Gentle Lunatic

Their Gentle Lunatic desperately looked for a mug that they would sometimes sleep with. It should have been an odd action, to me, but not to the Lunatic, who thought it would be awesome. Bizarrely, a mug was the item that was selected.

Their Gentle Lunatic wanted a bottle of beer that they would sometimes drop. This seems a strange idea, to many, but not to the Lunatic, who assumed it was fun. Bizarrely, a bottle of beer is the item to select.

Their Gentle Lunatic desperately wanted a cup that they sometimes try to balance on their head. This seems to be a fairly odd exercise, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Lunatic, who had decided it would be magnificent. You wouldnt have imagined, a cup would be the item chosen.

Their Gentle Lunatic desperately craved for a cucumber that they liked to put in the bath with him. It is a curious suggestion, to my children, but not to the Lunatic, who felt that this idea was wonderful. Who would have imagined, a cucumber being the chosen thing.

Their Gentle Lunatic carried a block of cheese that they would often throw. It was considered to be a fairly odd activity, to you and me, but not to the Lunatic, who had come to the conclusion it was stunning. You wouldnt have imagined, a block of cheese is the thing that was chosen.

Their Gentle Lunatic desired a condom that they would sometimes experiment on. It would be a strange exercise, to you, but not to the Lunatic, who assumed that the idea was awesome. You wouldnt have imagined, a condom being the chosen thing.