A Talented Lunatic

A Talented Lunatic looked for a bag of poop that they would sometimes put in the bath with him. It would be an original approach to life, to me and my parents, but not to the Lunatic, who considered that the idea was epic. You wouldnt have imagined, a bag of poop being the item selected.

A Talented Lunatic desperately wanted a rubber chicken to play with. It would have been a fairly exciting action, to you, but not to the Lunatic, who thinks that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have imagined, a rubber chicken is the thing to choose.

A Talented Lunatic desired a pencil sharpener that they would put up their bum. One might consider this to be a fairly exciting action, to you, but not to the Lunatic, who felt that it was in fact, sublime. Remarkably, a pencil sharpener is the item to choose.

A Talented Lunatic often carried a stretchman that they liked to drop. It might be a fairly original activity, to my grandma, but not to the Lunatic, who considered it would be epic. You wouldnt have imagined, a stretchman would be the thing that was chosen.

A Talented Lunatic desperately looked for a CD player that they would demolish. One might consider this to be a fairly astonishing proposal, to me, but not to the Lunatic, who thought that the idea was stunning. Honestly, a CD player would be the item that was selected.

A Talented Lunatic carried a block of cheese that they would occasionally hug. It should have been a bizarre approach to life, to my grandpa, but not to the Lunatic, who feels that the idea was entertaining. Remarkably, a block of cheese would be the item that was opted for.