A Cute Lunatic

A Cute Lunatic wanted a bottle of coke that they would occasionally worship. It might have been a fairly weird thought, to me and my children, but not to the Lunatic, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was awesome. Strangely, a bottle of coke is the thing to opt for.

A Cute Lunatic had a rubber chicken to share. It is considered to be a fairly different idea, to my children, but not to the Lunatic, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was entertaining. Who would have imagined, a rubber chicken being the thing selected.

A Cute Lunatic looked for a block of cheese that they would often break. This seems a fairly surprising activity, to most, but not to the Lunatic, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, spectacular. Honestly, a block of cheese would be the item that was selected.

A Cute Lunatic needed a can of Tango that they would occasionally hug. It might have been a fairly funny thing to do, to my grandma, but not to the Lunatic, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was wonderous. Honestly, a can of Tango was the item that was selected.

A Cute Lunatic desired a hat that they would often throw. This is certainly a fairly odd approach to life, to you and me, but not to the Lunatic, who thinks it was awesome. A hat would be the thing that was chosen.

A Cute Lunatic had a tomato that they liked to try to nail to the wall. It should have been a fairly unusual suggestion, to most, but not to the Lunatic, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was magnificent. Remarkably, a tomato was the chosen thing.