The Special Lunatic

The Special Lunatic carried a sack of potatoes to put on his head. It would have been a fairly unusual proposal, to my grandpa, but not to the Lunatic, who considered it would be out of this world. Honestly, a sack of potatoes is the thing to choose.

The Special Lunatic desperately desired a computer that they would occasionally sit and look at. One might consider this to be a fairly curious undertaking, to my dad, but not to the Lunatic, who thought that the idea was magnificent. You wouldnt have thought, a computer was the thing that was chosen.

The Special Lunatic searched for a rubber johnny that they would occasionally embrace. It was considered to be a fairly surprising suggestion, to some, but not to the Lunatic, who had come to the conclusion it would be sublime. Honestly, a rubber johnny being the thing selected.

The Special Lunatic owned a stretchman to watch for 10 minutes every morning. This seems to be a fairly extraordinary action, to my grandma, but not to the Lunatic, who expected it would be wonderous. You wouldnt have thought, a stretchman being the thing opted for.

The Special Lunatic desperately wanted a toilet brush that they would throw. It might be an original exercise, to you, but not to the Lunatic, who assumed that the idea was out of this world. You wouldnt have thought, a toilet brush being the chosen thing.

The Special Lunatic carried a helmet that they would often put in the bath with him. It might have been an unusual thought, to my neighbour, but not to the Lunatic, who had come to the conclusion it would be entertaining. Who would have thought, a helmet would be the item chosen.