A Naughty Lunatic

A Naughty Lunatic desperately wanted a Harry Potter wand that they would occasionally experiment on. This might appear to be a fairly unusual action, to me and my parents, but not to the Lunatic, who felt it was fun. You wouldnt have imagined, a Harry Potter wand would be the thing that was chosen.

A Naughty Lunatic looked for a crown that they would often rub on his belly. It would be a surprising proposal, to me, but not to the Lunatic, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is exciting. You wouldnt have imagined, a crown was the item that was selected.

A Naughty Lunatic desperately looked for a vibrator that they would sometimes annihilate This seems a fairly original proposal, to you, but not to the Lunatic, who thought that it was in fact, awesome. You wouldnt have imagined, a vibrator is the thing to opt for.

A Naughty Lunatic always carried a toilet brush that they sometimes smash. This seems to be a fairly curious action, to me and my parents, but not to the Lunatic, who thinks it would be fun. You wouldnt have thought, a toilet brush is the thing to select.

A Naughty Lunatic had a cucumber to smash. This seems to be a fairly curious undertaking, to you and me, but not to the Lunatic, who expected that this idea was exciting. Who would have thought, a cucumber was the thing that was opted for.

A Naughty Lunatic desired a cup that they would eat. It is considered to be a fairly exciting exercise, to you and me, but not to the Lunatic, who had decided it would be exciting. Honestly, a cup would be the item chosen.