A Red Lunatic

A Red Lunatic looked for a toilet brush that they would occasionally rub on his belly. It was considered to be a fairly strange suggestion, to me and my children, but not to the Lunatic, who had decided it was breathtaking. Who would have imagined, a toilet brush would be the item that was selected.

A Red Lunatic often carried a ball that they would rub on his belly. This is certainly a weird thought, to many, but not to the Lunatic, who expected that it was in fact, miraculous. You wouldnt have thought, a ball was the item that was opted for.

A Red Lunatic carried a vibrator that they would sometimes sleep with. It should have been a fairly different approach to life, to my grandpa, but not to the Lunatic, who assumed it was magnificent. Strangely, a vibrator would be the thing that was chosen.

A Red Lunatic looked for a porno magazine that they would occasionally put on his head. It should be a fairly extraordinary action, to my neighbour, but not to the Lunatic, who thought that this idea is exciting. A porno magazine would be the item that was selected.

A Red Lunatic searched for a crown that they would sometimes eat. It might be a fairly different exercise, to me and my wife, but not to the Lunatic, who thought that this idea was amazing. Strangely, a crown would be the thing that was selected.

A Red Lunatic desperately searched for a pencil sharpener that they liked to drop. This seems to be a weird thought, to my neighbour, but not to the Lunatic, who expected that it was in fact, awe-inspring. Remarkably, a pencil sharpener was the thing that was selected.