His Hungry Lunatic

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His Hungry Lunatic craved for a mug that they would occasionally try to balance on their head. It should have been a surprising proposal, to you and me, but not to the Lunatic, who thinks that this idea was spectacular. Who would have imagined, a mug would be the item chosen.

His Hungry Lunatic owned a pencil sharpener that they would sometimes put in the bath with him. One might consider this to be an odd exercise, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Lunatic, who had decided it would be stunning. Strangely, a pencil sharpener would be the item that was selected.

His Hungry Lunatic looked for a cheese grater that they would often put in the bath with him. It would be a fairly astonishing idea, to you and me, but not to the Lunatic, who expected that it was in fact, stunning. You wouldnt have thought, a cheese grater is the thing that was chosen.

His Hungry Lunatic always had with them a bottle of wine that they would sometimes put in the bath with him. It would have been a fairly different activity, to my dad, but not to the Lunatic, who had decided that it was in fact, spectacular. Who would have imagined, a bottle of wine is the thing that was chosen.

His Hungry Lunatic always had with them a wig that they would occasionally hug. It is considered to be a strange thing to do, to my mum, but not to the Lunatic, who feels that this idea was sublime. Strangely, a wig is the item to opt for.

His Hungry Lunatic had a cucumber that they liked to put down their trousers. One might consider this to be an odd exercise, to most, but not to the Lunatic, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, stunning. Who would have thought, a cucumber being the item opted for.