Their Bum Loving Lunatic

Their Bum Loving Lunatic looked for a bag of poop that they liked to hug. This seems a surprising exercise, to some, but not to the Lunatic, who feels that the idea was epic. Honestly, a bag of poop was the item that was opted for.

Their Bum Loving Lunatic searched for a cup that they would sometimes rub on his belly. It would have been a fairly different suggestion, to many, but not to the Lunatic, who felt that the idea was miraculous. Honestly, a cup is the item to select.

Their Bum Loving Lunatic had a sack of potatoes that they would occasionally worship. It would be a different exercise, to many, but not to the Lunatic, who thought it was entertaining. Bizarrely, a sack of potatoes would be the thing that was chosen.

Their Bum Loving Lunatic always had with them a painting of a melon that they sometimes put in the bath with him. It would be an unusual activity, to me and my wife, but not to the Lunatic, who had come to the conclusion it was wonderous. Strangely, a painting of a melon having that done to it

Their Bum Loving Lunatic desperately desired a radiator that they liked to sit and look at. It might have been an original operation, to my neighbour, but not to the Lunatic, who thinks that the idea was epic. Remarkably, a radiator is the item to select.

Their Bum Loving Lunatic desperately looked for a sword that they would occasionally put on his head. It is considered to be a bizarre thing to do, to my neighbour, but not to the Lunatic, who thought that the idea was the most awesome idea. A sword being the thing selected.