The Famous Lunatic

The Famous Lunatic desperately looked for a pint of cider that they would often demolish. One might say this is a bizarre idea, to my dad, but not to the Lunatic, who had decided it would be exciting. Strangely, a pint of cider was the chosen thing.

The Famous Lunatic needed a melon that they would occasionally try to balance on their head. One might find this to be a fairly different idea, to me and my parents, but not to the Lunatic, who felt that the idea was miraculous. A melon was the thing that was selected.

The Famous Lunatic craved for a rubber chicken that they would often worship. One might consider this to be a fairly weird activity, to me and my wife, but not to the Lunatic, who thought it would be miraculous. Bizarrely, a rubber chicken was the item that was selected.

The Famous Lunatic always had with them a stapler that they would sometimes insert somewhere. This could be considered a fairly strange exercise, to me, but not to the Lunatic, who considered that the idea was amazing. Remarkably, a stapler was the chosen item.

The Famous Lunatic always kept a stapler that they sometimes sit and look at. This is certainly a fairly astonishing proposal, to my mum, but not to the Lunatic, who assumed that the idea was sublime. Strangely, a stapler being the chosen thing.

The Famous Lunatic craved for a vibrator that they would often demolish. It is considered to be a somewhat surprising proposal, to some, but not to the Lunatic, who had decided that this idea is epic. Remarkably, a vibrator being the thing selected.