My Troubled Lunatic

My Troubled Lunatic needed a sword that they would sometimes throw. This might appear to be a weird proposal, to many, but not to the Lunatic, who considered that the idea was wonderful. Strangely, a sword is the thing to select.

My Troubled Lunatic wanted a Harry Potter wand that they would put on his head. It is a fairly curious action, to most, but not to the Lunatic, who considered that the idea was amazing. Who would have imagined, a Harry Potter wand being the item selected.

My Troubled Lunatic craved for a custard pie that they would often drop. This could be considered a fairly weird and wonderful activity, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Lunatic, who feels that this idea was miraculous. Who would have thought, a custard pie is the thing to select.

My Troubled Lunatic carried a can of Dr Pepper that they would try to balance on their head. It should have been a funny approach to life, to my grandma, but not to the Lunatic, who expected that it was in fact, entertaining. Who would have imagined, a can of Dr Pepper would be the thing that was chosen.

My Troubled Lunatic found a porno magazine to rub on his belly. It might be a somewhat surprising suggestion, to most, but not to the Lunatic, who had come to the conclusion it would be the most awesome idea. Who would have thought, a porno magazine being the item opted for.

My Troubled Lunatic carried a bag of flour that they would hug. It should have been a fairly astonishing thought, to my children, but not to the Lunatic, who considered that this idea was entertaining. Remarkably, a bag of flour would be the item that was selected.