A Jolly Lunatic

A Jolly Lunatic had a porno magazine to watch for 10 minutes every morning. It would be a peculiar proposal, to me and my husband, but not to the Lunatic, who felt it would be simply life. Honestly, a porno magazine would be the thing that was opted for.

A Jolly Lunatic owned a piece of paper that they would occasionally try to nail to the wall. It should be a fairly bizarre exercise, to you and me, but not to the Lunatic, who had decided that this idea was wonderful. Remarkably, a piece of paper was the thing that was opted for.

A Jolly Lunatic searched for a sack of potatoes that they would sometimes share. It was a fairly peculiar thought, to me and my children, but not to the Lunatic, who considered that it was in fact, wonderful. Bizarrely, a sack of potatoes would be the item chosen.

A Jolly Lunatic looked for a custard pie that they sometimes smash. This seems to be a fairly astonishing exercise, to everybody you know, but not to the Lunatic, who felt that this idea is spectacular. Strangely, a custard pie would be the thing that was opted for.

A Jolly Lunatic desperately looked for a melon that they would often put in the bath with him. It would be an exciting operation, to you, but not to the Lunatic, who thinks that this idea is miraculous. You wouldnt have imagined, a melon being the thing selected.

A Jolly Lunatic desperately searched for a dildo that they would occasionally throw. One might consider this to be an unusual approach to life, to me, but not to the Lunatic, who feels that the idea was entertaining. You wouldnt have imagined, a dildo was the item that was selected.