Handsome Lunatic

Handsome Lunatic owned a cucumber that they would put down their trousers. This could be considered a fairly weird operation, to me and my wife, but not to the Lunatic, who assumed it was out of this world. Remarkably, a cucumber is the thing to opt for.

Handsome Lunatic found a can of Tango that they would occasionally annihilate One might consider this to be a funny undertaking, to me, but not to the Lunatic, who felt that the idea was out of this world. Remarkably, a can of Tango being the chosen item.

Handsome Lunatic had a bottle of beer to rub on his belly. One might consider this to be a fairly funny operation, to my dad, but not to the Lunatic, who felt that the idea was out of this world. Who would have thought, a bottle of beer of all things.

Handsome Lunatic desperately needed a pencil sharpener that they would occasionally eat. It might be a fairly weird thought, to me and my husband, but not to the Lunatic, who feels that the idea was magnificent. You wouldnt have thought, a pencil sharpener was the thing that was chosen.

Handsome Lunatic always carried a pint of beer that they sometimes put in the bath with him. One might find this to be a fairly peculiar exercise, to my neighbour, but not to the Lunatic, who thought that it was in fact, breathtaking. You wouldnt have imagined, a pint of beer was the item that was opted for.

Handsome Lunatic often carried a ball that they liked to throw. It might have been an original activity, to everybody you know, but not to the Lunatic, who expected that this idea was breathtaking. You wouldnt have thought, a ball would be the chosen thing.