His Lovely Lunatic

His Lovely Lunatic desperately needed a dildo that they would often put up their bum. It was considered to be a fairly new suggestion, to me, but not to the Lunatic, who considered that the idea was exciting. You wouldnt have thought, a dildo was the chosen item.

His Lovely Lunatic desired a pencil sharpener that they would occasionally rub on his belly. One might say this is a different idea, to me and my parents, but not to the Lunatic, who expected it was exciting. Remarkably, a pencil sharpener would be the item that was chosen.

His Lovely Lunatic desperately needed a melon that they sometimes rub on his belly. It should have been a surprising action, to me and my children, but not to the Lunatic, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is awe-inspring. Remarkably, a melon would be the thing that was chosen.

His Lovely Lunatic desperately needed a sack of potatoes that they would occasionally break. It would be a fairly strange proposal, to my mum, but not to the Lunatic, who feels it would be breathtaking. Honestly, a sack of potatoes being the item opted for.

His Lovely Lunatic had a pen that they would insert somewhere. It might have been a bizarre operation, to me and my children, but not to the Lunatic, who assumed it was awe-inspring. You wouldnt have thought, a pen being the item opted for.

His Lovely Lunatic desperately needed a piece of paper that they would sometimes sleep with. One might find this to be an extraordinary operation, to me and my children, but not to the Lunatic, who assumed it was fun. You wouldnt have thought, a piece of paper was the thing that was chosen.