A Chinese Lunatic

A Chinese Lunatic always had with them a sponge that they would sometimes hug. It should be a new thing to do, to my mum, but not to the Lunatic, who considered that the idea was miraculous. Strangely, a sponge is the item to choose.

A Chinese Lunatic needed a chocolate bar that they would hug. This is certainly a fairly weird operation, to my grandpa, but not to the Lunatic, who thinks that this idea is sublime. Remarkably, a chocolate bar being the item selected.

A Chinese Lunatic needed a can of coke that they sometimes drop. One might consider this to be a fairly curious proposal, to me and my children, but not to the Lunatic, who considered it was magnificent. Honestly, a can of coke was the item that was chosen.

A Chinese Lunatic always had with them a magic 8 ball that they sometimes put in the bath with him. It would have been a weird thing to do, to some, but not to the Lunatic, who thought it was miraculous. Remarkably, a magic 8 ball was the thing that was opted for.

A Chinese Lunatic looked for a can of Dr Pepper that they would sometimes eat. One might consider this to be an odd activity, to some, but not to the Lunatic, who assumed that the idea was spectacular. A can of Dr Pepper was the thing that was chosen.

A Chinese Lunatic had a radiator that they would put down their trousers. It was considered to be a fairly odd suggestion, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Lunatic, who expected that this idea is the most awesome idea. Who would have thought, a radiator would be the item that was selected.