His Unusual Lunatic

His Unusual Lunatic looked for a can of Tango to throw. It should be a fairly weird and wonderful exercise, to my dad, but not to the Lunatic, who thinks it was exciting. You wouldnt have imagined, a can of Tango is the item to choose.

His Unusual Lunatic always kept a bag of poop that they would often put in the bath with him. It was considered to be a fairly astonishing proposal, to me, but not to the Lunatic, who thinks it was wonderous. You wouldnt have imagined, a bag of poop was the thing that was chosen.

His Unusual Lunatic desperately desired a bottle of wine that they sometimes cuddle. It would have been a fairly odd action, to my grandpa, but not to the Lunatic, who thinks it was stunning. A bottle of wine being the chosen thing.

His Unusual Lunatic searched for a ball that they would sometimes demolish. It might be a fairly new idea, to my mum, but not to the Lunatic, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, entertaining. A ball would be the item that was selected.

His Unusual Lunatic searched for a magic 8 ball to break. It should be an odd undertaking, to everybody you know, but not to the Lunatic, who had come to the conclusion it would be wonderous. Bizarrely, a magic 8 ball being the chosen thing.

His Unusual Lunatic had a chocolate bar that they sometimes eat. It was a new idea, to my grandma, but not to the Lunatic, who felt that it was in fact, entertaining. You wouldnt have thought, a chocolate bar would be the item chosen.