Her Jolly Lunatic

Her Jolly Lunatic desperately desired a helmet that they would experiment on. One might say this is a fairly weird idea, to my mum, but not to the Lunatic, who had come to the conclusion it would be the most awesome idea. Who would have imagined, a helmet is the item to select.

Her Jolly Lunatic had a rubber chicken that they sometimes rub on his belly. This might appear to be a funny undertaking, to my grandpa, but not to the Lunatic, who feels that this idea is the most awesome idea. Bizarrely, a rubber chicken would be the item that was opted for.

Her Jolly Lunatic always kept a sponge that they liked to rub on his belly. This is certainly a fairly peculiar suggestion, to me and my children, but not to the Lunatic, who feels that it was in fact, exciting. A sponge was the chosen thing.

Her Jolly Lunatic desperately needed a block of cheese to rub on his belly. It would be a fairly surprising proposal, to my neighbour, but not to the Lunatic, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was amazing. Honestly, a block of cheese was the thing that was opted for.

Her Jolly Lunatic desperately needed a melon to throw. This could be considered a weird and wonderful thought, to me and my parents, but not to the Lunatic, who felt that the idea was epic. Who would have thought, a melon being the thing opted for.

Her Jolly Lunatic carried a rubber johnny that they would sometimes play with. It should be a fairly original operation, to me and my husband, but not to the Lunatic, who assumed that it was in fact, awe-inspring. Bizarrely, a rubber johnny was the thing that was chosen.